Roofing Installer Jokes

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The wedding went off without a hitch. See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. Performance is going through the roof. One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe.

Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.

So here is some of the things klr roofing finds worth your time. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes.

We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. A big list of install jokes. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof. A big list of contractor jokes.

The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun. The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married. This joke may contain profanity. It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear.

Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. Mar 17 2018 explore brandon southcott s board roofing memes on pinterest. Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him.

Take me to your ladder. 69 of them in fact. 107 of them in fact. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.

How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. They really raised the roof. See more ideas about roofing roofer memes.

A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.