Roof Repair Jokes

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Roof repair jokes.

A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof. Two blonds were roofing a house. He couldn t stop biting his nails. Set your store to see local availability add to cart.

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See more ideas about roofing humor bones funny. Mar 4 2018 explore apr plumbing roofing s board roofing quotes funnies followed by 208 people on pinterest. What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called. Blond 2 eventually saw what b lond 1 was doing watched him a while and then said why do you keep throwing out every other nail.

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A rural pastor had trouble getting hold of enough money for church roof repairs. A small town in california is under 100 000 people. After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house. Most of california has never seen a white christmas.

Why did the roofer go to the doctor. Blond 1 would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. The collection is done and when the pastor goes shopping he only has enough for a donkey. If you can laugh about the drugs the earthquakes and the fires you re a true californian at heart.

Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. Blonds and roofing don t mix. Take me to your ladder. Free delivery with 45 order.

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